Frank Zappa

"A Kayak (On Snow)"

"A Tunnel Into Muck"

"A Very Nice Body"

"Attack! Attack! Attack!"

"Cold Light Generation"

"Dark Water!"

"Flowing Inside-Out"

"Have You Heard Their Band?"

"How The Pigs' Music Works"

"I Go Out There and Give 'em Everything That I Can..."

"I Had a Dream About That"

"I Think the First Thing That I Did..."

"I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back"

"It's OK to Be Smart..."

"Obscenity Is a Legal Term..."

"Oh-Umm"

"Put a Little Motor In 'Em"

"Saliva Can Only Take So Much"

"Someplace Else Right Now"

"That Would Be The End of That"

"The Horrible Part of It Is..."

"The Pigs' Music"

"This Ain't CNN"

"This Is All Wrong"

"This Is Phaze III"

"You Have Any Last Words..."

"You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!"

'Who Do You Think You Are'

(Gary Kellgren’s Opinion)

200 Years Old

50/50

9/8 Objects

A Few Moments With Brother A. West

A Bunch of Stuff

A Little Green Rosetta

A Pig With Wings

A Pound for a Brown (On the Bus)

A Pound for a Brown on a Bus

A Solo From Atlanta

A Solo From Cologne

A Solo From Heidelberg

A Token of His Extreme

A Token of My Extreme

Absolutely Free

Advance Romance

Aerobics in Bondage

Alley Cat

America Drinks

America Drinks & Goes Home

America Drinks and Goes Home

America the Beautiful

Amnerika

Amnerika Goes Home

Amnesia Vivace

Andy

Another Cheap Aroma

Another Whole Melodic Section

Another Waltz

Any Downers?

Any Way the Wind Blows

Anything

Anyway the Wind Blows

Arabesque (guitar tracks)

Arabesque

Are You Hung Up

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Baby Love

Baby, Take Your Teeth Out

Baby Snakes

Bamboozled by Love

Band Instructions at the Fillmore West

Band Introductions at the Fillmore West

Beat It With Your Fist

Beat the Reaper

Beauty Knows No Pain

Be‐Bop Tango (of the Old Jazzmen’s Church)

Black Page II2 (The Black Page #2)

Blessed Relief

Blessed Relief / The New Brown Clouds

London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. II

Bob in Dacron, First Movement

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Bob in Dacron: Second Movement

Bossa Nova Pervertamento

Bow Tie Daddy

Broken Hearts Are for Assholes

Brown Moses

Brown Shoes Don’t Make It

Buffalo Voice

Can't Afford No Shoes

One Size Fits All

Canard du jour

Carolina Hard‐Core Ecstasy

Canarsie

Charlie’s Enormous Mouth

Ciclo Astrale: Parte seconda

Cletus Awreetus‐Awrightus

The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

Concentration Moon

Conehead

Congress Shall Make No Law

Cradle Rock

For Collectors Only

Cream Cheese

Crew Slut

Cruising for Burgers

Cucamonga

Dame Margret’s Son to Be a Bride

Dame Margret’s Son to Be a Bride (remake)

Denny & Froggy Relate

Deseri

Dickie's Such an Asshole

Didja Get Any Onya?

Dinah Moe Humm

Dinah‐Moe‐Hum

Dio Fa

Dionysiaques, op. 62 no. 1

Directly From My Heart to You

Dirty Love

Disco Boy

Do You Like My New Car?

Dog Breath

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Dog Breath Variations

Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague

Don Interrupts

Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

Dong Work for Yuda

Don’t You Ever Wash That Thing?

Duck Duck Goose

Duke of Orchestral Prunes

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Duke of Prunes

Dumb All Over

Dummy Up

Dupree’s Paradise

Dwarf Nebula Processional March & Dwarf Nebula

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Echidna's Arf (Of You)

Echo Pie

Eddie, Are You Kidding?

Electric Aunt Jemima

Envelopes

Eric Dolphy Memorial Barbecue

Eulogy to Lenny Bruce

Pop History

Evelyn, a Modified Dog

Excerpt From Revised Music for Guitar and Low‐Budget Symphony Orchestra

Excerpt From Lumpy Gravy

Excerpt From “The Uncle Frankie Show”

Exercise 4 Variant

Farther O’Blivion

Fast Funky Nothingness

Father O’Blivion

Fembot in a Wet T‐Shirt

Fifty‐Fifty

Filthy Habits

Find Her Finer

Fine Girl

Fire!

Five Folksongs for Soprano: A Fiddler (Yiddish)

Five Folksongs for Soprano: All the Pretty Little Horses (American)

Five Folksongs for Soprano: El burro (Mexican)

Five Folksongs for Soprano: Mrs. McGrath (Irish)

Five Folksongs for Soprano: Yerakima (Greek)

Flower Punk

For Calvin (and His Next Two Hitch‐Hikers)

Foamy Soaky

Lumpy Gravy

For Love (I Come Your Friend)

For the Young Sophisticate

Friendly Little Finger

Frog Song

Frogs With Dirty Little Lips

From the Song Book: Igor's Boogie

From the Song Book: Let's Make the Water Turn Black

From the Song Book: Little House I Used to Live In

From the Song Book: Music For Electric Violin (And Low-Budget Orchestra)

From the Song Book: Oh No

From the Song Book: The Idiot Bastard Son

From the Song Book: Uncle Meat

Gee, I Like Your Pants

Get a Life

Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder

Get a Little

Goblin Girl (VSO’d to slower speed)

Cucamonga Years: The Early Works of Frank Zappa (1962–1964)

Grunion Run

Harder Than Your Husband

Harry, You’re a Beast

Harry‐As‐a‐Boy

He Used to Cut the Grass

Heavenly Bank Account

Help I’m a Rock

He’s So Gay

Hog Heaven

Holiday in Berlin

Holiday in Berlin, Full Blown

Honey, Don’t You Want a Man Like Me?

Hot & Putrid

Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel

Hot Poop

Hot Rats Vintage Promotion Ad #1

Hot Rats Vintage Promotion Ad #2

Hot Rats Vintage Promotion Ad #3

Hot Rats Vintage Promotion Ad #4

Hound Dog

How Could I Be Such a Fool

I Ain’t Got No Heart

The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

I Come From Nowhere

I Could Be a Star Now

I Don't Even Care

I Don't Wanna Get Drafted

I Have Been in You

I Was In a Drum

I Was a Teenage Malt Shop

I Was a Teen‐Age Malt Shop

Ian Underwood Whips It Out

If We’d All Been Living in California…

If Only She Woulda

You Are What You Is

Igor’s Boogie, Phase One

Igor’s Boogie, Phase Two

In France

Inca Roads

Interview with Eric Bogosian and Frank Zappa, November 7th, 1986

Blood on the Canvas

Intro

Invacation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin

Pop History, Vol. 7

Invocation & Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin

It Ain't Real So What's the Deal

It Can’t Happen Here

It Has Just Been Passed…

It Just Might Be a One Shot Deal

It Must Be a Camel

It Must Be a Camel (percussion tracks)

I’m a Rollin’ Stone

I’m the Slime

Jim/Roy

Jolly Good Fellow

Jones Crusher

Jonestown

Jumbo Go Away

Just Imagine…

Keep It Greasey

King Kong (The Gardner Varieties)

King Kong (as Motorhead explains it)

King Kong (as played by 3 deranged Good Humor trucks)

King Kong (its magnificence as interpreted by Dom Dewild)

King Kong Itself (as played by the Mothers in a studio)

Kung Fu

Lady Godiva’s Operation

Later That Night

Later We Can Shoot You

Latex Solar Beef

Leather Goods

Lecture From Festival Hall Show

Lemme Take You to the Beach

Let Me Take You to the Beach

Studio Tan

Let's Make the Water Turn Black

Cucamonga Years: The Early Works of Frank Zappa (1962–1964)

Letter From Jeepers

For Collectors Only

Letters From Jeepers

Let’s Eat Out

Lumpy Gravy

Library Card

Lil' Clanton Shuffle

Little Beige Sambo

Little House I Used to Live In

Little Dots

Lonesome Electric Turkey

Louie Louie (at the Royal Albert Hall in London)

Love

Love Story

Love Will Make Your Mind Go Wild

Love of My Life

Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up

The Old Masters, Box One Sampler

Lumpy Gravy (excerpt)

Lumpy Gravy I

Lumpy Gravy II

Lumpy Gravy, Part One

Lumpy Gravy, Part Two

Magdalena

Magdalena / Dog Breath

Magic Finger

Magic Fingers

Man With the Woman Head

Cucamonga Years: The Early Works of Frank Zappa (1962–1964)

Medieval Ensemble

Memories of El Monte

Merely a Blues in A

Frank Zappa Plays the Music of Frank Zappa: A Memorial Tribute

Metal Man Has Won His Wings

Mo ’n Herb’s Vacation: First Movement

Minimal Art

Mo ’n Herb’s Vacation: I

Mo ’n Herb’s Vacation: II

Mo ’n Herb’s Vacation: III

Mo ’n Herb’s Vacation: Second Movement

Mo ’n Herb’s Vacation: Third Movement

Moggio

Moldred

Mom & Dad

Montana

More Beer

More Trouble Every Day

More of the Story of Willie the Pimp

Mother People

Motherly Love

Mothers at KPFK

Mount St. Mary’s Concert Excerpt

My Guitar (proto I – excerpt)

My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama

N-Lite: Negative Light / Venice Submerged / The New World Order / The Lifestyle You Deserve / Creationism / He Is Risen

NYC Halloween Audience

Naked City

Nanook Rubs It

Nap Time

Nasal Retentive Caliope

Nasal Retentive Caliope Music

Dolf Hartmann präsentiert Die Frank Zappa Story

Nasal Retentive Calliope Music

Natasha

Naval Aviation in Art

Orchestral Favorites

Navanax

Night School

Nine Types of Industrial Pollution

Nine Types of Industrial Pollution (guitar track / normal speed)

No Heart

No Matter What You Do (interpolating Tchaikovsky’s Sixth Symphony)

None of the Above (Revised & Previsited)

Oh No

Oh, in the Sky

On the Bus

Once Upon a Time

One Man, One Vote

Opening Night Party at Studio 7 (Collage)

Opening Night Party at Studio Z

Opening Night Party at Studio Z (Collage)

Opus 1, No. 3, 2nd Movement, Presto

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Opus 1, No. 4, 2nd Movement Allegro

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Original Mothers (rehearsal)

Original Mothers at the Broadside (Pomona)

Original Mothers at the Fillmore East

Original “Duke of Prunes”

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Our Bizarre Relationship

Outrage at Valdez

Outside Now

Outside Now, Again

Overture to a Holiday in Berlin

Overture

Overture to “Uncle Sam”

Pachuco Gavotte

Dance Me This

Packard Goose

Pallidan Routine

Partita: Ad libitum

Partita: Allegro giusto

Partita: Largo

Partita: Presto

Party Scene From “Mondo Hollywood”

Peaches en Regalia (prototype)

Pedro's Dowry

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Penguin in Bondage

Perfect Stranger

Perhaps in Maryland

Piano Music (section 1)

Piano Music (section 3)

Pinocchio’s Furniture

Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead

Porn Wars

Pound for a Brown

Power Trio Segment From “The Saints ’n’ Sinners”

Preamble

Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask

Prelude to King Kong

Put a Motor in Yourself

Reagan at Bitburg Some More

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Regyptian Strut (1993)

Religious Superstition

Return of the Son of Shut Up ’n Play Yer Guitar

Revenge of the Knick Knack People

Revised Music for Guitar & Low Budget Orchestra

Revised Music for Low Budget Orchestra

Roland’s Big Event/Strat Vindaloo

Ronnie’s Booger Story

Royal March From L'Histoire Du Soldat

Rubber Shirt

Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Rykoniki

Dance Me This

SEX

Sad Jane

Sad Jane: First Movement

Sad Jane: Second Movement

Saint Alphonso’s Pancake Breakfast

Sam With the Showing Scalp Flat Top

Sakuji’s March

Samba Funk

San Ber'dino

One Size Fits All

Scrutinizer Postlude

Secular Humanism

Serenade “Songs of the Night”: Apparitions

Serenade “Songs of the Night”: Journey Into Darkness

Serenade “Songs of the Night”: Journey Into Daylight

Serenade “Songs of the Night”: Nocturnal Life‐Forces

Serenade “Songs of the Night”: Romance

Sexual Harassment in the Work Place

Sexual Harassment in the Workplace

Sharleena

Ship Ahoy

Shoot You Percussion Item

Sinister Footwear 2nd Mvt.

Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit

Sleep Dirt - In Rehearsal

Sleep Dirt

Soft‐Sell Conclusion & Ending of #1

Son of Mr. Green Genes

Son of Orange County

Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention

Son of Suzy Cream Cheese

Son of Suzy Creamcheese

Soup ’n Old Clothes

St. Alfonzo’s Pancake Breakfast

Apostrophe (’)

St. Alphonzo’s Pancake Breakfast

The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

Stick Together

Stink-Foot

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Strictly Genteel

String Trio, op. 1 no. 1: I. Andante

String Trio, op. 1 no. 1: II. Allegro con brio

String Trio, op. 1 no. 2: I. Andantino

String Trio, op. 1 no. 2: II. Minuetto grazioso

String Trio, op. 1 no. 3: I. Andantino

String Trio, op. 1 no. 3: II. Presto

String Trio, op. 1 no. 4: I. Andante

String Trio, op. 1 no. 4: II. Allegro

String Trio, op. 1 no. 5: II. Minuetto grazioso

String Trio, op. 1 no. 6: I. Largo

String Trio, op. 1 no. 6: II. Minuet

String Trio, op. 4 no. 1: I. Andantino

String Trio, op. 4 no. 1: II. Allegro assai

String Trio, op. 4 no. 2: II. Allegro assai

String Trio, op. 4 no. 3: I. Andante

String Trio, op. 4 no. 3: II. Tempo di minuetto

String Trio, op. 4 no. 4: I. Minuetto

Stucco Homes

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: I. Sarabande / N-Touch

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: II. Allemande / Les Ruines

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: III. Courante

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: IV. Gigue

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: IX. Gavotte / N-Touch remix

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: V. Bourée / Wildcard

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: VI Passacaglia

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: VII. Chaconne / Kantorloops

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: VIII. Menuet / l’Ingenieur

Suite for Sampler and Orchestra from Surrogate Cities: X. Air

Sy Borg

Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance

Syborg

Tango

Tears Began to Fall

Tears Began to Fall / She Painted Up Her Face / Half‐a‐Dozen Provocative Squats

Teen‐age Wind

Telephone Conversation

Tell Me You Love Me

That Evil Prince

The Adventures of Greggery Peccary

That Makes Me Mad

The Birth of Captain Beefheart

The Central Scrutinizer

The Chrome Plated Megaphone of Destiny

The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

The Dangerous Kitchen

The Deathless Horsie

The Dick Kunc Story

The Dog Breath Variations

The Dog Breath Variations / Uncle Meat

The Dog Breation Variatons

The Duke

The Duke Regains His Chops

The Girl in the Magnesium Dress

The Guy on the Staten Island Ferry…

The Idiot Bastard Son

The Illinois Enema Bandit

The Jazz Discharge Party Hats

The Legend of the Golden Arches

The Legend of the Illinois Enema Bandit

The Little House I Used to Live In

The Little March

The Mammy Nuns

The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou

The Man From Utopia

The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou (medley)

The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

The Massive Improve’lence

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

The Mud Shark

The Mudshark Interview

The Murder Mystery

The Nancy & Mary Music

Chunga’s Revenge

The New Brown Clouds

The Ocean Is the Ultimate Solution

The Orange County Lumber Truck

The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

The Origin of Hot Rats

The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet

The Sheik Yerbouti Tango

The Story of Willie the Pimp

The String Quartet

The Torture Never Stops

The Uncle Meat Variations

The White Boy Troubles

The Worlds Greatest Sinner

Cucamonga Years: The Early Works of Frank Zappa (1962–1964)

The World’s Greatest Sinner

Rare Meat

The ‘Torchum’ Never Stops

Theme From 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear

Theme From Burnt Weeny Sandwich

Theme From the 3rd Movement of Sinister Footwear

Theme From “Run Home Slow”

They Made Me Eat It

Things That Look Like Meat

Think It Over (The Grand Wazoo)

Think It Over(some) / Think It Over(some More)

This Is a Test

Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me

Thou Shalt Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother

Thou Shalt Keep Holy the Sabbath Day

Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor

Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery

Thou Shalt Not Covet the House of Thy Neighbor, the Wife of Thy Neighbor, nor His Male Servant, nor His Female Servant, nor His Ass, nor Anything That Belongs to Thy Neighbor

Thou Shalt Not Kill

Thou Shalt Not Make Unto Thee Any Graven Image — Any Likeness of Anything in Heaven Above, nor in the Earth Beneath, nor in the Water Under the Earth

Thou Shalt Not Steal

Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the Lord Thy God in Vain

Tiger Roach

Cucamonga Years: The Early Works of Frank Zappa (1962–1964)

Tijuana Surf

Time Is Money

The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

Tink Walks Amok

Tinsel Town Rebellion

Titties and Beer (Peaches en Regalia)

Titties ’n Beer

Toads of the Short Forest

Trouble Coming Everyday

Trouble Every Day

Truck Driver Divorce

Tryin’ to Grow a Chin

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Uncle Meat

Uncle Meat / King Kong (medley)

Uncle Meat: Main Title Theme

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

Uncle Remus

Untitled Instrumental (Dupree’s Paradise)

Variations on the Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression

Waka/Jawaka

Frank Zappa Plays the Music of Frank Zappa: A Memorial Tribute

Watermelon in Easter Hay

We Gotta Get Into Something Real

Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Wedding Dress Song

Wedding Dress Song / The Handsome Cabin Boy

What Ever Happened to All the Fun in the World

What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?

What’s New in Baltimore?

What’s the Ugliest Part of Your Body

When It Feels Natural...

When It's Perfect...

When the Lie's So Big

While You Were Art II

Jazz From Hell

While You Were Out

Who Needs the Peace Corps

Who Are the Brain Police

Who Need the Peace Corps

Return of the Son of Shut Up ’n Play Yer Guitar

Why Can’t Johnny Read

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Why Don’t Cha Do Me Right

Why Don’t You Do Me Right

Why Don’tcha Do Me Right?

Why Johnny Can’t Read

Why Not?

Willie the Pimp (guitar OD 1)

Willie the Pimp (guitar OD 2)

Willie the Pimp (vocal tracks)

Willie the Pimp, Part One

Willie the Pimp, Part Two

Wind Up Workin’ in a Gas Station

Zoot Allures

Wino Man (with Dr. John Routine)

Winter Song

Winterland ’72 Opening and Band Introductions

Wistful Wit a Fist‐Full

Wonderful Wino

Wonderful Wino / Sharleena / Cruisin’ for Burgers

Work With Me Annie/Annie Had a Baby

World's Greatest Sinner

Cucamonga

Worms From Hell

Would You Go All the Way

Wowie Zowie

Wrap Your Troubles in Dreams

Pop History

Xmas Values

You Are What You Is

You Can Get a Point Across…

You Didn’t Try to Call Me

You’re Probably Wondering Why I’m Here

Frank Zappa Plays the Music of Frank Zappa: A Memorial Tribute

¼ Tone Unit

’Ere Ian Whips It/JCB Spits It/Motorhead Rips It

’Til September

How’s Your Bird?

“Humble & Naive”

“If I Was President…”

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For Collectors Only

2002 · Album · Compilation

2000 · Album · Compilation

1999 · Album

1998 · Album · Compilation

1998 · Album · Compilation

How’s Your Bird?

1998 · Album · Compilation

Cucamonga Years: The Early Works of Frank Zappa (1962–1964)

1998 · Album · Compilation

1997 · Album · Compilation

Strictly Genteel: A Classical Introduction to Frank Zappa

1997 · Album · Compilation

Frank Zappa Plays the Music of Frank Zappa: A Memorial Tribute

1997 · Album · Compilation

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The Man From Utopia / Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

1991 · Album · Compilation

Cucamonga

1988 · Album · Compilation

1988 · Album · Compilation

London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. II

1987 · Album

1987 · Album · Compilation

1987 · Album · Compilation

Blood on the Canvas

1987 · Album

Jazz From Hell

1986 · Album

1986 · Album · Compilation

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The Old Masters, Box One Sampler

1985 · Album · Compilation

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London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. I

1984 · Album

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Rare Meat

1983 · Album · Compilation

The Man From Utopia

1983 · Album

Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch

1982 · Album

You Are What You Is

1981 · Album

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